Perfect Week Cake

(Note: this recipe is very easy, suitable even for beginners)

Ingredients:
500g creative talent
10 level tsp silence
large slab of unsalted support
laughter – as much as you have in the cupboard
1 sweet American, thawed
large dollop of good-humour and laughter
1 charming couple, unbroken
liberal sprinkling of hammocks

Method:
Put couple to the side. Pour rest of ingredients into a large green area with plenty of private spaces for contemplation. Mix gently. Fold in couple carefully and continue stirring until mixture is perfectly smooth. Turn out into a well-ventilated classroom. Bake in a moderate oven for 40 mins. Don’t leave to cool – eat while still warm. Delicious!